Long before there was that-other-Christian…there was Christian Bale. All singing, all dancing, all chainsaw swinging. Who needs a Red Room when you have a Bat Cave?!
Are there other Christian Bale fantasy blogs I hear you cry (lustfully? sinfully??)…frankly, I don’t know, are there?
What I do know is that whether he’s playing a bat…or just bat-shit crazy…Christian Bale is one sexy mofo who deserves an Oscar and a sexy blog.
After all, what happens in Wayne Manor…
stays in Wayne Manor goes viral.
SUBMIT your fantasies…and the best ones will get tequila.
Okay I lie, you won’t get tequila. You’ll get applause. Cyber applause. And maybe a picture of Christian Bale with a puppy.
*blog for entertainment and parody purposes only. no copyright infringement intended. i am not christian bale, nor do i know him personally (unfortunately)*