I am certain Tumblr is run by members of the League of Shadows. After all, why else (apart from ninjas) would it be boycotting this blog and refusing to list it under any of the tags?
Also, I have followers! Plural! So exciting, and I don’t even know how you found it.
Thank you first follower! Welcome to my den of sin politically correct hall of justice.
So apparently these posts are not coming up under ANY of the relevant tags. Gee, thanks a lot Tumblr.
If you happen to stumble upon Siberia this blog…submit? :)
Long before there was that-other-Christian…there was Christian Bale. All singing, all dancing, all chainsaw swinging. Who needs a Red Room when you have a Bat Cave?!
Are there other Christian Bale fantasy blogs I hear you cry (lustfully? sinfully??)…frankly, I don’t know, are there?
What I do know is that whether he’s playing a bat…or just bat-shit crazy…Christian Bale is one sexy mofo who deserves an Oscar and a sexy blog.
After all, what happens in Wayne Manor…stays in Wayne Manor goes viral.
SUBMIT your fantasies…and the best ones will get tequila.
Okay I lie, you won’t get tequila. You’ll get applause. Cyber applause. And maybe a picture of Christian Bale with a puppy.
*blog for entertainment and parody purposes only. no copyright infringement intended. i am not christian bale, nor do i know him personally (unfortunately)*